The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rice gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.