The Inch-Short Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Rice scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
86%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.