The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Rice gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.