The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Rice will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.