The Hamstring Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Rice's stadium. Only over Rice.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rice gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.