The Inch-Short Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Rice finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Rice scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.