The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rice's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Rice was due a breakout.
74%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.