The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Rice on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Rice was due a breakout.
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rice, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.