The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Rice scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.