The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- A mysterious flag erases Rice's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rice does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
83%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.