The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rice drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.