The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rice's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.