The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- The QB looks at Rice exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Rice's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Rice scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.