The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Rice scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.