The Snap Count Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.