The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Rice scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.