The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Rice, that's a flag." Rice: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rice drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.