The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- The broadcast shows Rice on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rice gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Rice scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.