The Snap Count Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.