The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Rice was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rice drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.