The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.