The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
78%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rice, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.