The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“The QB looks at Rice exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rice gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
89%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rice, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.