The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Rice was due a breakout.
- Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.