The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“The QB looks at Rice exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Rice gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
89%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rice, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.