The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rice's stadium. Only over Rice.
- Rice gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rice drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.