The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.