The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Rice on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- Rice gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
74%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rice, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.