The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rice drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.