The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.