The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Rice tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.