The Hamstring Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rice gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
89%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.