The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
77%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rice's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.