The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rice gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.