The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Shaheed gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shaheed drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.