The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Shaheed gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Shaheed, Shaheed, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.