The Snap Count Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- The QB looks at Shaheed exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Shaheed goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shaheed, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.