The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Shaheed gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Weber State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Shaheed scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.