The Phantom Flag Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Shaheed gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shaheed's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.