The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Shaheed gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Weber State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shaheed's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.