The Inch-Short Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Shaheed tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shaheed's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.