The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Shaheed will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shaheed's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.