The Inch-Short Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Shaheed will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shaheed's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.