The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Shaheed gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Weber State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Shaheed, Shaheed, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.