The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashid Shaheed
Rashid Shaheed · SEA · WR
“Shaheed will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shaheed's week
- Shaheed gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Shaheed does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
85%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Shaheed, Shaheed, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashid Shaheed in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashid Shaheed is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashid Shaheed actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.