The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bateman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.