The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.