The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bateman's stadium. Only over Bateman.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
86%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.