The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bateman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.