The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bateman's stadium. Only over Bateman.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bateman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.